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Pitch to the world's toughest VCs.
Before you pitch for real.

22 skill files that turn any AI assistant into a realistic VC partner. Sequoia's "Why now?" interrogation. YC's 10-minute interview. Thiel's "What's your secret?" Each one built from real data, real frameworks, real deal terms.

22 Skills
3,537 Lines of Simulation
100+ Research Sources
$0 Price
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Most pitch practice is useless. Your friends are too nice. Your mirror doesn't ask about unit economics. And the internet's "VC simulation prompts" are generic garbage.
The Real Problem

You get one shot with a real VC. Sequoia sees thousands of companies and invests in a few dozen. YC accepts less than 1%. The questions they ask are specific, sharp, and designed to break weak thinking. You need to face those questions before the meeting, not during it.

What This Is

Each skill is a .md file you paste into Claude, Cursor, ChatGPT, or any AI tool. The AI becomes that VC. It asks their actual questions. It evaluates with their real frameworks. It gives you a verdict: pass, invest, or come back when you have X. No pulled punches.

What This Is NOT

Not a chatbot. Not a SaaS product. Not a subscription. Just .md files. Copy, paste, pitch. Built from 100+ real sources: Carta data, HBR research, partner blog posts, investment memos, and 2025-2026 market benchmarks. Open source, MIT licensed.


01

Browse Skills

Pick a VC, an archetype, a stage, or a region. Click to preview. Copy to clipboard. Paste into your AI tool. Pitch.


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Three Steps

No account. No API key. No setup. Just markdown files and an AI assistant you already use.

01

Pick Your VC

Browse the 28 skills. Want the brutal YC 10-minute interview? The philosophical Founders Fund "what's your secret" test? Paradigm's research-driven crypto deep dive? A Benchmark Mode that scores your pitch across 10 dimensions? Pick the one that matches your fundraising target.

02

Copy the Skill

Click any skill card, hit Copy, and paste the .md content into your AI tool's system prompt or custom instructions. Works with Claude, Cursor, ChatGPT, Windsurf, and anything that accepts custom instructions.

03

Pitch

Start talking. The AI will ask the questions that real VC would ask. It will push back on weak answers. It will evaluate your metrics against real benchmarks. At the end, you get a verdict and specific feedback.


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Four Tiers

Different skills for different needs. Practice with one or run the gauntlet through all 22.

TIER 1

Real VCs

10 skills

Simulate a partner at a specific firm with their actual thesis, process, questions, and deal terms.

  • Sequoia Capital
  • Andreessen Horowitz
  • Y Combinator
  • Benchmark
  • Founders Fund
  • Accel
  • Lightspeed
  • Tiger Global
  • Bessemer Venture Partners
  • Greylock Partners
TIER 2

Archetypes

5 skills

Simulate a type of VC partner, regardless of firm. Each thinks and evaluates differently.

  • Operator VC (ex-founder)
  • Finance VC (banking/PE)
  • Product VC (UX obsessed)
  • Network VC (intro machine)
  • Thesis VC (sector expert)
TIER 3

By Stage

4 skills

Stage-appropriate questions, benchmarks, and expectations. From $25K angel checks to $150M growth rounds.

  • Pre-seed Angel
  • Seed Investor
  • Series A Partner
  • Growth Investor
TIER 4

Regional

3 skills

Different regions, different rules. SV thinks big. LatAm demands efficiency. Europe wants multi-market.

  • Silicon Valley
  • Latin America
  • Europe
TIER 5

Crypto & Web3

2 skills

Crypto-native investors. Protocol-level thinking. Token economics. Decentralization as evaluation axis.

  • Paradigm
  • a16z Crypto
META

Benchmark Mode

1 skill

Run your pitch through all perspectives. 10 dimensions. VC Readiness Score (0-100). Find every gap.

  • Full Assessment

Stop practicing in the mirror.
Start pitching to Sequoia.

Every skill is free, open source, and ready to use. No signup. No paywall. Just better pitch prep.

MIT Licensed. Fork it. Improve it. Ship it.
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